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going to the store to buy bread.
is going to be a concert in the park next week.
dog just died.
"I'm wondering " Juan said, bemused.

Let us go then, you and ,
When the is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherised upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question ...
Oh, do not ask
Let us go and make our visit.

In the room the women come and go
Talking of .

The yellow fog that rubs back upon the window-panes,
The yellow smoke that rubs muzzle on the window-panes
Licked its tongue into the corners of the evening,
Lingered upon the pools that stand in drains,
Let fall upon back the soot that falls from ,
by the terrace, made a sudden leap,
And seeing that it was a soft October night,
Curled once about the house, and fell asleep.